You had your dreams. I had mine.

Ask me anything!   17. Chi.Infatuated with a boy miles away.

aoiras:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

(via theycalledmebetty)

— 1 week ago with 119901 notes
me:*buys first bra*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:*starts period*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:*gets a job*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:Mom can I go to-
my mom:NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM
— 2 weeks ago with 212010 notes

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 weeks ago with 89548 notes

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via ingridmichaelsun)

— 2 weeks ago with 103058 notes
me with friends:9/10 would bang
me with family:what's a boy
— 2 weeks ago with 107810 notes

cairusso:

This dance goes with everything

(Source: gameofthots, via feliciathegoats)

— 3 weeks ago with 31923 notes

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

(via autumn---breeze)

— 3 weeks ago with 68359 notes