You had your dreams. I had mine.

Ask me anything!   17. Chi.Infatuated with a boy miles away.

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk, via averagestyles)

— 1 hour ago with 316196 notes

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(Source: sexbob-ombing, via g-iggle)

— 1 hour ago with 135532 notes

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via g-iggle)

— 1 hour ago with 602780 notes
bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

(via g-iggle)

— 1 hour ago with 266963 notes
"I guess"
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via theycalledmebetty)

— 1 day ago with 93870 notes

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

(Source: mayadevilou, via ryanvallejo)

— 1 day ago with 374924 notes

oknope:

do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

(via ryanvallejo)

— 1 day ago with 235328 notes

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

(Source: bongfucker, via g-iggle)

— 1 day ago with 303510 notes