You had your dreams. I had mine.

Ask me anything!   17. Chi.Infatuated with a boy miles away.

aoiras:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

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— 51 minutes ago with 101052 notes
me:*buys first bra*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:*starts period*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:*gets a job*
my mom:you're a woman now
me:Mom can I go to-
my mom:NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM
— 1 week ago with 211989 notes

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 86874 notes

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via ingridmichaelsun)

— 1 week ago with 96446 notes
me with friends:9/10 would bang
me with family:what's a boy
— 1 week ago with 107151 notes

cairusso:

This dance goes with everything

(Source: dobetterjustin, via feliciathegoats)

— 2 weeks ago with 30490 notes

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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— 2 weeks ago with 64273 notes